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We organise our reviews a bit differently. We sort them by genre, franchise and director and then list them by release date.

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Marty Supreme (2025) – Review

Isn’t it strange when a film is misrepresented by its own advertising? For example, I’m not sure what movie I was expecting when I finally…

Shelter (2026) – Review

As of late, Jason Statham seems to be on something of a tear. Whether you actually dig his particular brand of ass-kickery, one of the…

Iron Lung (2026) – Review

Video game adaptations usually occur when the game in question has more than their share of expansive action. From the colourful world of a speed…

Mercy (2026) – Review

I’ve always considered myself fairly open to new filmmaking techniques. Be it the rise of digital animation, the flood of found footage movies, the return…

Chiller (1985) – Review

Sometimes, life can be tough for a Wes Craven completist. You see, while we love the dear, departed director, for every genre defining film in…

No Other Choice (2025) – Review

It’s hold my hands up and confess time – aside from the obvious (Oldboy), I’m not particularly well versed in the spellbinding career of South…

Ringu 0 (2000) – Review

How vital are origin stories, really? If you’re a superhero I’d argue that they’re pretty damn important unless you’re understandably bored of seeing Uncle Ben…

The Third Man (1949) – Review

There comes a time when you watch an older film only to find, much to an incredibly surreal realisation, that you are undoubtedly watching something…

Ocean’s Eleven (1960) – Review

There are certain things that spring instantly to mind when you think of the glittery, neon soaked streets of old school Las Vegas – slot…

Killer Whale (2026) – Review

Maybe filmmakers need to give aquatic predators a rest for a bit. While the past few years have seen some commendable attempts to put a…

The Rip (2026) – Review

When they first landed thanks to Good Will Hunting, it seemed that childhood buddies turned Hollywood hot tickets Matt Damon and Ben Affleck we close…

Dust Bunny (2025) – Review

Be it Pushing Daisies or the magnificence that was was Hannibal, Bryan Fuller is known for creating diverse, weird, surreal universes that can veer into…

Flushed Away (2006) – Review

Maybe I should just lighten up a bit when it comes to animated movies (especially when it comes to the more kid orientated stuff), but…

Primate (2025) – Review

Despite being absolutely fucking terrifying creatures, there’s a sense the cinema has inly really scratched the surface with the killer ape movie. Oh, I’ll grant…

Ice Road: Vengeance (2025) – Review

So, I feel like I have to ask. Who actually benefits from these endless action excursions that Liam Neeson keeps insisting on undertaking? Obviously Neeson…

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