The “first” Jumanji (or would that technically be second?) was somewhat of a very welcome surprise. Taking the formula of the 90’s orginal and bringing
Tag: 2019
Knives Out (2019) – Review
After Rian Johnson got decidedly polar opposite reactions for his crack at the Skywalker Saga with The Last Jedi (a heap of internet trolling vs.
21 Bridges
With multimillion dollar exploding CGI fests scorched earth-ing cinemas virtually every month, it’s always nice every now and then to view something a little smaller
Little Monsters (2019) – Review
The “feel good” horror movie is an elusive beast. In a genre that continuously strives to make it’s audiences feel thrillingly shitty, the act of
Ford Vs. Ferrari (2019) – Review
It’s weirdly ironic that Ford Vs. Ferrari has been released under another title in some territories (as Le Mans’ 66) as the film itself, whatever
Zombieland: Double Tap
“Belated” sequels have been known to be problematic at times, just ask Henry Jones Jr.. With the passing of time slowly eroding the movie’s momentum
Gemini Man
Ang Lee is no stranger to blockbusters where the main lead struggles with a digitally manipulated, darker version of his id – after all the
In The Tall Grass (2019) – Review
As of time of writing, Netflix produced Stephen King adaptations are about 50/50 when it comes to quality. While Mike Flanagan’s production of Gerald’s Game
Joker (2019) – Review
At this point, what HASN’T been said about Todd Phillips’ controversial attempt at an orgin story for comic book’s greatest villain? Skewing close to what
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark
Based on a cult series of children’s books that spooked those lucky/unlucky enough to read them, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark unites one-man
Fast And Furious Presents: Hobbs And Shaw (2019) – Review
Before we get into the bulge and muscle of the Fast & Furious franchise’s first, honest-to-gosh, spinoff; a quick side bar…In an interview with the
Stuber (2019) – Review
Believe it or not, when putting together an action buddy comedy movie there are more important things to worry about than car chases and explosions;
The Dead Don’t Die (2019) – Review
Like George Romero partook in a heap of peyote and wrote the script to Night Of The Living Dead while in an absurdist frame of
Anna (2019) – Review
It seems that once again Luc Besson is exercising that particular fetish of having a woman with the 14-year-old-boy proportions of a professional model indulge
Midsommar (2019) – Review
Ari Aster, the man responsible for the ball of near unbearable creeping dread that sat in your gut for the entirety of Hereditary is back
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) – Review
Ever since Tom Holland flipped through a German airport and pinched Captain America’s shield right out from under his nose with an awkward “hi everyone”,
The Silence (2019) – Review
Combining the intellectual tension of the sublime A Quiet Place with a B-list, beastie back story straight out of the 3D Piranha remake, Netflix once
Brightburn (2019) – Review
In a brutal twist on the superman mythos that would make Zack Snyder pitch a tent in his boxer shorts, Brightburn flies into cinemas with
Toy Story 4 (2019) – Review
For the last few years it’s become apparent that the trilogy as we know it is dead and that the quadrilogy (not a real word)
Child’s Play (2019) – Review
So after over 30 years, 7 installments and countless victims who just couldn’t except a doll could murder their ass into the next life, the
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