Troy (2004) – Review

Once Ridley Scott’s Gladiator threw open the door of possibilities and revived the expired sword and sandals epics that used to populate the cinema of

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Spider-Noir – Season 1, Episode 6: Nightmare On A Gurney (2026) – Review

While I’ve been loving the deranged take on 30s Film Noir stylings that Spider-Noir has been furnishing us with, the little segue into freakish, mutant

Spider-Noir – Season 1, Episode 4: A Mistake I’ll Never Make Again (2026) – Review

As the adventures of Spider-Noir weave entertainingly back and forth between superhero slug fests and noirish brooding, we find the show hitting its midway point

Spider-Noir – Season 1, Episode 3: Double Cross (2026) – Review

After the superhero/noir blowout of episode 2, I’m not surprised that Spider-Noir’s third episode has felt the need to conserve a bit of energy. But

Safe House (2012) – Review

To take a step back for a brief moment, mid-budget movies like Safe House used to pop up at cinemas all the time over ten

Paddington 2 (2017) – Review

I think everyone can agree that the first Paddington movie was not only a fitting retelling of Michael Bond’s beloved children’s character, but was a

Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) – Review

If I’m being honest, I wasn’t as crazily enthusiastic about Joker when it first came out as some people were – and I’m not talking

The Tailor Of Panama (2001) – Review

The responsibility of playing James Bond comes with far more dangers and pitfalls than just having to talk your way out of having your penis

28 Days Later (2002) – Review

Despite the presence of slavering, gurgling ghouls presiding over an apocalyptic landscape, there’s been something of a debate over the years about whether 28 Days

Assassin’s Creed (2016) – Review

Throwing their not inconsiderable weight into the video game adaptation ring, the director and two leads from 2015’s Macbeth take a crack at what is

Mission: Impossible II (2000) – Review

Fucking with the production of a Mission: Impossible movie causes irreparable ripples in the space time continuum. Fact.You want proof? Take Henry Cavill’s Moustache Of

Edge Of Tomorrow (2014) – Review

In a summer full of sequels and reboots, and sequels of reboots, it fairly often pays to keep an eye out for any movies out