Let me tell you about Christmas. It ain’t all candy canes and pretty lights. Christmas can fuck you up.If any franchise tends to mirror that
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Airport 1975 (1974) – Review
Even before the team of Zucker Abrahams Zucker took down the entirety of a genre with a single movie with Airplane!, there was always something
Kraven The Hunter (2024) – Review
Whether you’ve known it as the SSU (Sony’s Spider-Man Universe or the SPUMC (Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Characters), there’s no doubt that Sony’s SPUMCed
The Lord Of The Rings: The War Of The Rohirrim (2024) – Review
Much like that last minute save that occurs in Return Of The King, where Rohan rides to aid Gondor as Sauron’s orc army attempt to
Adiós, Sabata (1970) – Review
If you needed an example of the random craziness of the chaotic, virtually lawless world of the Italian film industry, a perfect microcosm might actually
Shadow Of The Vampire (2000) – Review
One of the most important vampire films – nay, horror films – ever made is F.W. Murnau’s silent classic, Nosferatu: A Symphony Of Horror. Scuttling
The Mercenary (1968) – Review
There are those who view the dusty, sardonic works of Sergio Leone and feel that they’ve seen all they need to see when it comes
Heathers (1988) – Review
To accurately snag an entire generation into worshiping your teen movie, it helps to remember a few things: you probably shouldn’t attempt to talk down
Taken 3 (2014) – Review
I think it’s fairly obvious that the entirety of the Taken franchise has been coasting of the first film’s only, genuine, iconic moment. You all
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) – Review
And so it came to pass that once Brian Yunza boarded the long running seasonal slasher series, Silent Night Deadly Night, he decreed that all
The Mechanic (1972) – Review
When you pair up the names Charles Bronson and Michael Winner, your brain should instantly drift towards conflicting memories – not unlike an unsettling ‘Nam
Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead (2009) – Review
Back in the days when Twentieth Century Fox were still their own boss, some bright spark figured there must be gold in them thar hills
Transporter 3 (2008) – Review
You have to give Jason Statham credit, I mean when you look at his filmography the man has multiple franchises that he’s fronted over his
Black Sabbath (1963) – Review
Just how exactly does a film that isn’t a household name get to be so ridiculously influential? Think I’m overacting? OK, stick with me here:
Conclave (2024) – Review
Tackling the subject of religion in cinema is always going to be a thorny subject, especially if you are going to paint men of the
Django The Bastard (1969) – Review
Guess what, cowpokes? It’s time to delve back into the weird, wonderful and wildly out of control world of the unofficial Django spin off that
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) – Review
Surely there can’t be a more unpredictable, chaotic and formless franchise than the series of movies released under the yule tide banner of Silent Night
The Great Escape (1963) – Review
You can hear it right now, can’t you? The very second you read that title, I’m willing to bet folding money that Elmer Bernstein’s transcendent
Armor Of God (1986) – Review
To say that Jackie Chan was something of a big deal in the mid-eighties was something of a understatement. While it may be tough to
Windtalkers (2002) – Review
Once upon a time, the idea of John Woo doing a war movie would be enough to make the hairs stand up on the neck
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