Horror movies, be it slasher, supernatural or monster based, have spent the better part of the entirety of history banking on the stupidity of its
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) – Review
Ever since the legendary Saturday morning cartoon exploded from the manhole cover of popular culture, the rambunctious quartet of adolescent, malformed, martial-art reptiles seems to
Lake Placid 2 (2007) – Review
Hey, anyone remember Lake Placid? Sure you do! It was that killer crocodile movie that came out in 1999 that had a surprisingly great cast
Attack The Block (2011) – Review
Cinematic alien invasions have taken all sorts of shapes and sizes over the decades – be it the gargantuan saucers from Independence Day hovering over
Hiruko The Goblin (1991) – Review
Swerving from the experimentally industrial metallic/phallic leanings of the Tetsuo movies to riffing on the gonzo energy of Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead movies, director Shinya
Near Dark (1987) – Review
For all the glorious gifts it selflessly gave us, it’s still utterly unfathomable to me that ridiculously stylish vampire/western Near Dark isn’t as universally adored
Free Fire (2016) – Review
I really have a sizable soft spot for movies that dispense with complicated plots and multiple destinations in favour of focusing entirely on incident. It’s
They Cloned Tyrone (2023) – Review
In the wake of Jordan Peele’s Get Out, a whole slew of genre fare that had its roots solidly buried in the anxieties and trials
Barbie (2023) – Review
Movies based on toys don’t exactly have the reputation of being the smartest of cinema’s exports as every entry that proves to be the surprising
Oppenheimer (2023) – Review
As clock counted down and the zero hour approached to the release of Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer, it became apparent that its power didn’t just lurk
Insomnia (2002) – Review
Since drifting into the realms of the super-blockbuster with the likes of Batman Begins, is somewhat easy to forget the quieter and smaller affairs that
Pet Sematary Two (1992) – Review
Back in the late 80s, Mary Lambert pulled of something of an impressive coup. Not only was she one of the rare, women directors working
Scanner Cop 2: The Showdown (1995) – Review
In these complicated times, the concept of a police officer who is able to alter people’s perceptions and even kill them with nothing more than
The Exorcist III (1990) – Review
It took over ten years to exorcise the stink of John Boorman’s legendarily awful Exorcist II: The Heretic to the level that someone felt confident
Nemesis 4: Cry Of Angels (1996) – Review
It’s truly remarkable to me that Albert Pyun managed to get so much mileage out of his Nemesis franchise despite a noticable lack of talent
The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) – Review
If I had to pick out only one difference between James O’Barr’s gently vicious comic book, The Crow and the sequels that came in the
Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) – Review
Since the ascension of the Mission: Impossibe series made the switch from Tom Cruise Vanity Project to legitimate contender for action franchise alpha (around about
Piranha (1995) – Review
When I say the words “Pirahna remake”, most people at the bus stop look at me with a mixture of alarm and concern; however, if
Elemental (2023) – Review
Maybe it’s because the studio had to endure a couple of years of Disney+ premieres thanks to COVID and the morale is still low, but
Insidious: The Red Door (2023) – Review
Much like the sight of a scarlet stained demon peeking over your shoulder, I don’t think anyone was expecting another Insidious movie to suddenly pop
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