As fitting for a franchise about dead guys resurrecting to endlessly beat the shit out of one another, the Universal Soldier series somehow fought it’s
Tag: Film Review
Beyond The Poseidon Adventure (1979) – Review
You’d think that having a disparate group of survivors fight to escape the upside-down hellscape of an upturned ocean liner would be drama enough, but
Prom Night (1980) – Review
Among the voluminous hair, sexual promiscuity and spectacular bloodletting of the 80’s slasher brigade, one particularly iconic title stood out a little from the pack.
Frankenstein And The Monster From Hell (1974) – Review
During their golden years, Hammer films released horror movies that contained everything from Werewolves, Gorgons, zombies and a shit load of Vampires of varying genders
Creed III (2023) – Review
Arguably the most impressive aspect about the “Creed” section of what no one calls the “Rocky-verse” is that it’s now got to a point that
Lone Wolf And Cub: Baby Cart In Peril (1972) – Review
As the Lone Wolf and Cub franchise trundled their weaponized, baby cart of death into a staggering fourth release in a single year, some changes
The Land That Time Forgot (1974) – Review
Back when Hammer Films were flexing their muscles with their substantial amount of horror releases and fantasy films, Amicus Productions were carving their own little
Children Of The Corn V: Fields Of Terror (1998) – Review
Of all the unkillable franchises that exist, the Children Of The Corn series is the one that befuddles me the most. Who the hell is
Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998) – Review
There’s a moment in Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business where, during a shootout in a hospital, a plastic container full of an aggressively yellow urine
Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972) – Review
After six movies that followed a distinct rinse and repeat pattern of its fangy star rising from the dead, terrorising a handful of people and
Poltergeist (2015) – Review
If you’re gonna do a remake, you’d better have a point – I mean beyond trying to make money off a recognisable franchise name. While
Cocaine Bear (2023) – Review
Killer animal movies being based on true events are usually few and far between beyond the occasional urban legend and exaggerated occurrence – however, now
Tarzan Triumphs (1942) – Review
1942 brought a sizable change to life in the Great Encarpment as Sol Lesser (who had previous produced rival Tarzan movies for Twentieth Century Fox)
Razorback (1984) – Review
It seems that not even the animal amok genre was safe from that crazed stable of movies from the merry old land of Oz, fittingly
Smokey And The Bandit (1977) – Review
When pondering the nature of the redneck action comedy, there’s two titles that immediately spring to mind. One is the the infamous, Eastwood and an
Lone Wolf And Cub: Baby Cart To Hades (1972) – Review
Much like the unbroken resolve of the unfeasibly stoic Lone Wolf (aka. ex executioner for the Shogunate and awesome/terrible parent Ogami Ittõ), the Lone Wolf
Children Of The Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) – Review
How the hell does one even begin to review a film like Children Of The Corn IV?Do I roll up my sleeves and tear it
Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023) – Review
Even the most fervent fan of the MCU has to admit that the gargantuan super-franchise lost some of that revered cohesion during its fourth phase
One Million Years B.C. (1966) – Review
Sometimes history disgorges a movie that’s almost impossible to judge by normal standards. Be it the Un-P.C. clowning of Troma movies to the experimental art
The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) – Review
Richard Matheson has done it all. His short stories and novels have been a massive influence on popular culture (the first time I read I
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