Anyone unfamiliar with the disastrous legend that is Roger Corman’s Fantastic Four should do themselves a favour and look up the history behind this insane
Tag: Film
Deepwater Horizon (2016) – Review
Whether he would consider it a compliment or not (it actually is) when director Peter Berg turns his eye to action he truly is the
Incredibles 2
The first Incredibles movie is most likely my favourite Pixar.Featuring scenes of relationship tension and mid-life crisis, it’s far more uncomfortably relatable than any kids
The Good Dinosaur (2015) – Review
Emerging from a film making process as tortured as the one that plagued Ant-Man, The Good Dinosaur emerges this year to give Pixar it’s face
Fast 5 (2011) – Review
There is nothing like the moment when a long running franchise finally finds it’s identity, that installment where everything all finally comes together, clicks just
Anna (2019) – Review
It seems that once again Luc Besson is exercising that particular fetish of having a woman with the 14-year-old-boy proportions of a professional model indulge
Midsommar (2019) – Review
Ari Aster, the man responsible for the ball of near unbearable creeping dread that sat in your gut for the entirety of Hereditary is back
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) – Review
Usually when the star of a successful movie doesn’t come back for the sequel, alarm bells start to ring so when Vin Diesel’s walking mound
The Fast And The Furious (2001) – Review
The Fast And The Furious IS Point Break.That right there isn’t a matter of opinion, it’s a stone cold statement of fact that’s not even
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) – Review
Ever since Tom Holland flipped through a German airport and pinched Captain America’s shield right out from under his nose with an awkward “hi everyone”,
Robocop (2014) – Review
Sometimes when you are reviewing movies you get caught at a loss when it comes to something new to say, which coincidentally is the exact
Batman (1989) – Review
Some of you out there may remember what it was like when Batman was released to a drooling public back in 1989. Yes, the grumbles
The Silence (2019) – Review
Combining the intellectual tension of the sublime A Quiet Place with a B-list, beastie back story straight out of the 3D Piranha remake, Netflix once
Cujo (1983) – Review
One of the greatest aspects of Stephen King’s writing is that the more out-there horror aspects of his stories mask the human stories that float
Brightburn (2019) – Review
In a brutal twist on the superman mythos that would make Zack Snyder pitch a tent in his boxer shorts, Brightburn flies into cinemas with
Toy Story 4 (2019) – Review
For the last few years it’s become apparent that the trilogy as we know it is dead and that the quadrilogy (not a real word)
Child’s Play (2019) – Review
So after over 30 years, 7 installments and countless victims who just couldn’t except a doll could murder their ass into the next life, the
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) – Review
Pardon my age, but I actually remember when I first heard the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger was playing a GOOD Terminator in James Cameron’s whip-smart
Point Break
The relevance of Hollywood’s insistence on unnecessary remakes is not an issue I’m going to pursue here. Other (and better) writers have beaten this dead
Robin Hood (2019) – Review
*Long exasperated sigh* Yes… it’s another Robin Hood movie. Another attempt to “reinvigorate the legend” or “refresh the brand” or whatever dime-store hype phrase the
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