The Fantastic Four (1994) – Review

Anyone unfamiliar with the disastrous legend that is Roger Corman’s Fantastic Four should do themselves a favour and look up the history behind this insane

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Deepwater Horizon (2016) – Review

Whether he would consider it a compliment or not (it actually is) when director Peter Berg turns his eye to action he truly is the

Incredibles 2 (2018) – Review

The first Incredibles movie is most likely my favourite Pixar.Featuring scenes of relationship tension and mid-life crisis, it’s far more uncomfortably relatable than any kids

The Good Dinosaur (2015) – Review

Emerging from a film making process as tortured as the one that plagued Ant-Man, The Good Dinosaur emerges this year to give Pixar it’s face

Fast 5 (2011) – Review

There is nothing like the moment when a long running franchise finally finds it’s identity, that installment where everything all finally comes together, clicks just

Anna (2019) – Review

It seems that once again Luc Besson is exercising that particular fetish of having a woman with the 14-year-old-boy proportions of a professional model indulge

Midsommar (2019) – Review

Ari Aster, the man responsible for the ball of near unbearable creeping dread that sat in your gut for the entirety of Hereditary is back

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) – Review

Usually when the star of a successful movie doesn’t come back for the sequel, alarm bells start to ring so when Vin Diesel’s walking mound

The Fast And The Furious (2001) – Review

The Fast And The Furious IS Point Break.That right there isn’t a matter of opinion, it’s a stone cold statement of fact that’s not even

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) – Review

Ever since Tom Holland flipped through a German airport and pinched Captain America’s shield right out from under his nose with an awkward “hi everyone”,

Robocop (2014) – Review

Sometimes when you are reviewing movies you get caught at a loss when it comes to something new to say, which coincidentally is the exact

Batman (1989) – Review

Some of you out there may remember what it was like when Batman was released to a drooling public back in 1989. Yes, the grumbles

The Silence (2019) – Review

Combining the intellectual tension of the sublime A Quiet Place with a B-list, beastie back story straight out of the 3D Piranha remake, Netflix once

Cujo (1983) – Review

One of the greatest aspects of Stephen King’s writing is that the more out-there horror aspects of his stories mask the human stories that float

Brightburn (2019) – Review

In a brutal twist on the superman mythos that would make Zack Snyder pitch a tent in his boxer shorts, Brightburn flies into cinemas with

Toy Story 4 (2019) – Review

For the last few years it’s become apparent that the trilogy as we know it is dead and that the quadrilogy (not a real word)

Child’s Play (2019) – Review

So after over 30 years, 7 installments and countless victims who just couldn’t except a doll could murder their ass into the next life, the

Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) – Review

Pardon my age, but I actually remember when I first heard the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger was playing a GOOD Terminator in James Cameron’s whip-smart

Point Break (2015) – Review

The relevance of Hollywood’s insistence on unnecessary remakes is not an issue I’m going to pursue here. Other (and better) writers have beaten this dead

Robin Hood (2019) – Review

*Long exasperated sigh* Yes… it’s another Robin Hood movie. Another attempt to “reinvigorate the legend” or “refresh the brand” or whatever dime-store hype phrase the

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