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Transformers One (2024) – Review

October 17, 2024 greigzilla

OK. I’ll admit it. Despite bring a fan of the Transformers franchise (I’m a G1 guy, if you’re wondering), even I was struggling to be

Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021) – Review

August 20, 2021 greigzilla

There’s some of you out there who would claim that the much maligned G.I. Joe franchise desperately needed rebooting (possibly with a bullet behind the

Battleship (2012) – Review

November 13, 2020 greigzilla

Thanks to the truly biblical stacks of cash hauled in by Michael Bay’s flashy, trashy Transformers movies, toy company-cum-movie studio Hasbro obviously had the stench

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) – Review

August 5, 2020 greigzilla

So I think we can all agree that the live action bow of Hasbro’s 3.75-inch, square jawed global enforcers could hardly be described as a

G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) – Review

July 24, 2020 greigzilla

When enjoying/enduring the delights of a big budget summer flick, it often helps to deploy something that I call “the inner twelve year old”, an

G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) – Review

July 17, 2020 greigzilla

As we all know that 80’s Saturday morning cartoons were candy coloured, sugar-dusted forms of unsubtle psychological manipulation used in order to sell toys to

Transformers (2007) – Review

May 17, 2019 greigzilla

Sometimes it’s all too easy to retroactively shit on a good movie thanks to a herd of crappy follow ups as the various franchises of

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (2011) – Review

May 14, 2019 greigzilla

After the ringing in our ears eventually faded from all the clangs and explosions that was the last Transformers movie, it was time to take

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) – Review

April 29, 2019 greigzilla

Over my many years of watching blockbuster movies, I feel I’ve developed quite the bullshit detector when it comes to hype. Taking trailers, on-set reports

Transformers: The Movie (1986) – Review

April 5, 2019 greigzilla

Yonks before Michael Bay made it his life’s ambition to expose the world to robot genitals, frantic product placement and familiarizing everyone with Texan legal