Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 7: The Sacrifice (1990) – Review

We’re not even halfway through the second season of Tales From The Crypt and it’s getting pretty damn clear that a division is beginning to

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Watchers (1988) – Review

I think it’s a fair comment to state that Dean R. Koontz hasn’t quite had the same luck as Stephen King when it comes to

The Next Karate Kid (1994) – Review

Every now and then, a film series will deliver an entry that proves to be something called a franchise killer – an installment so despised

McBain (1991) – Review

Definitely to be filled under “Why the hell am I only seeing this now?”, James Glickenhaus’ noisy and immensely cheesy ode to American’s being awesome,

Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) – Review

No matter what form the sequel to Highlander would’ve taken, there was no way it wasn’t going self-sabotage itself thanks to to that single line

Late Night With The Devil (2023) – Review

I’ve always been slightly worried if the horror genre can possibly keep its effectiveness in these times of streaming, where pinpoint scares, creeping dread and

Turbo Kid (2015) – Review

When projected through a rose tinted lens, eighties pop culture was a glorious thing and is still revered to this day. Everything from the recent

Lake Placid 3 (2010) – Review

Do you know, I don’t think I’m ever going to understand the SyFy Channel’s obsession with churning out endless, cheap, killer animal movies for as

Spacehunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone (1983) – Review

In the wake of George Lucas’ world dominating, sci-fi/fantasy, Star Wars, the race was on to concoct as many movies as possible that copied that

Children Of The Corn: Revelation (2001) – Review

Instead of flourishing like healthy rows of corn, the Children Of The Corn series had instead been speading across the bargin shelves of DVD rental

Extreme Prejudice (1987) – Review

Walter Hill’s desire to make almost everything he’s ever directed feel like an impossibly gritty western is well documented, but with his dusty, bullet casing

Top Gun (1986) – Review

Anyone familiar with the comedy stylings of stoney faced, stand-up Rich Hall must be familiar with his bit about how Tom Cruise movies are all

Nobody (2021) – Review

The notion of an older gentleman knuckling down to fetch a beating to various bad guys is hardly a new thing in Hollywood. I mean,

Scanners (1981) – Review

I’ve always considered the fascinating career of David Cronenberg to be not unlike the evolving life cycle of the venereal horrors he frequently touches upon

Starship Troopers (1997) – Review

After giving deleriously bullet drenched, 80’s face lifts to cyberpunk (Robocop, Total Recall), Paul Verhoeven’s third highly satirical, stunningly violent science fiction epic may just

Terminator Salvation (2009) – Review

When the synopsis of Terminator Slavation was announced, fans of the franchise that Skynet built rubbed their hands with glee. Rolling up the concept of

X-Men: First Class (2011) – Review

After 20th Century Fox had double dipped failure with the uninspiring threequel Last Stand AND the messy prequel X-Men: Origins, they found their franchise in

Total Recall (1990) – Review

Snuggled neatly in the centre of Paul Verhoven’s magnificent unofficial Sci-fi trilogy, sits Total Recall (we don’t count Hollow Man, Kevin Bacon’s invisible penis thriller,