Puppet Master: Doktor Death (2022) – Review

Could it be that the glowing elixir that keeps Andre Toulon’s killer puppets ticking has been heartily injected into their film series too?  It’s a

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Blade: The Iron Cross (2020) – Review

What is genuinely left for the Puppet Master movies to do? After surviving on the low budget scene for over thirty years, you’d think that

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018) – Review

If any franchise was in dire need of a ground up reboot, it’s the Puppet Master movies. By 2017, depending on who you ask, there

Puppet Master: Axis Termination (2017) – Review

The most impressive thing about Full Moon’s Puppet Master Axis Trilogy is probably how hard it finds to make killer puppets slaughtering Nazis fun. I

Puppet Master X: Axis Rising (2012) – Review

Seeing as the last Puppet Master came so close to being trashily worthwhile, it’s no great surprise that the franchise decided to remain within the

Puppet Master: Axis Of Evil (2010) – Review

Even the most hardiest of puppets need to take some down time every once in a while – but for a hot minute there it

Puppet Master Vs Demonic Toys (2004) – Review

After the Puppet Master gang had to suffer the indignity of an honest to God clip show for their last movie, you wouldn’t think there’d

Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003) – Review

A few years ago I made the rather bold proclamation that 2002’s Halloween: Resurrection was the worst sequel to a long running horror franchise that

Retro Puppet Master (1999) – Review

After six previous entries that’s cast the eponymous puppets as both villains, saviours of humanity and devious wildcards that’ll turn on their titular master in

Curse Of The Puppet Master (1998) – Review

We live in a time where long running franchises seem to have a set vision and a badic plan on where they’re going and how

Puppet Master 5 (1994) – Review

Possibly my most favorite thing about so-called “final chapters” is that they very seldom actually are. Jason Vorhees famously got 2, the X-Men’s Last Stand

Puppet Master 4 (1993) – Review

When it comes to turning over a new leaf, nothing helps you whip up a new, heroic persona faster than targeting Nazis in 1941. Thus

Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge (1991) – Review

There comes a time when a franchise must realise that once it has “perfected” it’s basic premise (or at least has taken it as far

Puppet Master II (1990) – Review

While I’ve already stated elsewhere that the surprisingly sprawling Puppet Master series isn’t exactly my favorite, there are two facts I’ll happily conceade to: 1)

Puppet Master (1989) – Review

There’s always been a stigma against grown men playing with dolls, but you can’t deny that Charles Band has made one Hell of a living