Good lord, is this a piece of shit…The next time you find yourself discussing the finer details of Superman’s life up on the silver screen
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Superman III (1983) – Review
Regardless of what comic lore has told us up until now, the easiest way to stop the Man Of Steel in his locomotive racing tracks
Superman II (1980) – Review
The tale behind Superman’s sophomore flight on the big screen is one of betrayal, missed opportunities and bitter lessons learned… oh wait, did you think
Superman: The Movie (1978) – Review
This is it. The big one. The numero uno. The head cheese. The man of steel.The legitimate grandpappy and the alpha and omega of the
Punisher: War Zone (2008) – Review
By the time we got to the third swing at capturing the criminal slaughtering, skull shirted vigilante that is known as The Punisher, there was
The Punisher (2004) – Review
In Hollywood’s seemingly neverending quest to successfully transfer Marvel Comic’s The Punisher to celluloid, we eventually come to it’s second attempt in 2004. Hower, instead
The Punisher (1989) – Review
Why is it so fucking hard to get The Punisher right?After four separate actors have been hurled at the role like sacrifices dumped into a
Watchmen (2009) – Review
Based on renowned misery-wizard Alan Moore’s legendary DC graphic novel (some say the greatest ever written) Watchmen takes place in an alternate universe where costumed
Nick Fury: Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998) – Review
Those only familiar with the Samuel L. Jackson incarnation of the Marvel comic’s cyclopian super spy may be surprised to know that the original model
Blade (1998) – Review
Before the MCU, before Spider-Man and even before the X-Men – there was Blade.Hardly gifted the most memorable of comic origins, this 70’s blaxploitation throwback
Green Lantern (2011) – Review
From the moment Green Lantern starts you instantly know something is up.As a grave and exhaustive voiceover tries to cram as much information as it
Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) – Review
When attempting to review the second attempt to slap the skull-faced Spirit Of Vengeance into a second attempt at cinematic glory, a few things become
The Trial Of The Incredible Hulk (1989) – Review
After the… well, I don’t exactly wanna say success exactly, but SOMEONE must have watched it… of the Incredible Hulk Returns, a follow up TV
Captain America (1990) – Review
Say what you will about the two laughably cheap 1979 TV movies that played absurdly fast and loose with Captain America’s history, at least they
Captain America 2: Death Too Soon (1979) – Review
After muscling out the amusingly cheap and (not very) cheerful Captain America TV movie like a star spangled kidney stone, the producers must have somehow
Supergirl (1984) – Review
After Superman III was virtually torpedoed single handedly by the confusing appearance of a gurning Richard Pryor, a female-centric spin off featuring Superman’s cousin Kara
Captain America: Sentinel Of Liberty (1979) – Review
Marvel’s desperate and clumsy attempts to shove their properties onto television in the late 70’s were a mixed bag at best. Sure, The Incedible Hulk
Jonah Hex (2010) – Review
The melding of Warner Brothers and DC has provided both compliments and complaints over the years but until recently the most prevalent one was the
The Death Of The Incredible Hulk (1990) – Review
The third and final entry into what increasingly feels more and more like a desperate act to keep Bill Bixby in gainful employment (he also
The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) – Review
After about 8 years of being off the air, Marvel’s most successful attempt at getting any of their properties realized at the time returned for
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