Heat (1995) – Review

A perfect film. Can such a thing possibly exist? Well, unless you’re one of those tiresome, smug, moviegoers who lack any chill whatsoever, the answer

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Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen – Season 1, Episode 8: I Do (2026) – Review

After eight episodes of doubt, paranoia, self mutilation and a spot of fatal hemorrhaging, Netflix’s darkly humorous takedown of romance reaches its climax with the

Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen – Season 1, Episode 7: Something Living, Something Dead, Something Stolen, Something Red (2026) – Review

Time is rapidly ticking away for the players of Hayley Z. Boston’s progressively frenetic horror farce and with only two episodes to go, the show

Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen – Season 1, Episode 5: I Think You Just Saved My Life (2026) – Review

In only four episodes, Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen has given us four episodes each with a decidedly different tone, however episode four

Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen – Season 1, Episode 3: I Will Light You On Fire (2026) – Review

As we creep stealthily into the third episode like a shadowy intruder crunching through the snow, there’s a few questions I have to ask about

Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen – Season 1, Episode 2: Bride-Shaped Hole (2026) – Review

Now we know that Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen has been created in order to be a procession of socially terrifying happenstances that’s

Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen – Season 1, Episode 1: Never Get On One Knee (2026) – Review

As anyone even remotely interested in the horror genre will tell you, foreshadowing is absurdly important. An ominous POV, a change in music, or even

Joy Ride (2001) – Review

Existing somewhere in the cracks between Steven Spielberg’s Duel and Wes Craven’s Scream lies Joy Ride (or Road Kill, if you lived in a country

Evolution (2001) – Review

The special effects comedy is a notoriously tough beast to pull off. Essentially perfected by Ghostbusters back in 1984, filmmakers have been trying to sniff

Nowhere To Run (1993) – Review

By the early nineties, the stock of Jean Claude Van Damme had risen to the point where he now was an acceptable draw at the

The Mangler (1995) – Review

It’s probably best to employ a certain level of subtle sophistication when approaching a Stephen King adaptation with the intent of turning his many, many

The Hills Have Eyes (2006) – Review

One thing that became fairly noticeable during the glut of horror remakes that peppered the landscape back in the noughties, is that sometimes they lacked

Wild Wild West (1999) – Review

Staggering into the infamously stacked blockbuster summer of 1999 like a washed up cowpoke with more whiskey in its body than blood came Wild Wild

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) – Review

After the ungodly amount of moolah raked in by the franchise-reviving Jurassic World, it seems that the Jurassic Park series is a dab hand at

The Fast And The Furious (2001) – Review

The Fast And The Furious IS Point Break.That right there isn’t a matter of opinion, it’s a stone cold statement of fact that’s not even