Creepy-ass puppets. It’s a notion that’s been woven into Tales From The Crypt from the very beginning – because what is the Crypt Keeper himself
Tag: Horror
Tales From The Crypt – Season 4, Episode 11: Split Personality (1992) – Review
While Tales From The Crypt’s fourth season has arguably been it’s most consistent to date, the near-constant string of four-star episodes has been yet to
Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018) – Review
If any franchise was in dire need of a ground up reboot, it’s the Puppet Master movies. By 2017, depending on who you ask, there
Tales From The Crypt – Season 4, Episode 10: Maniac At Large (1992) – Review
With the leftover remnants of Two-Fisted Tales finally behind us, it’s time for season 4 to get back to its regularly scheduled programming, and to
The Cave (2005) – Review
In 2005, the horror genre was rocked by one of the finest films of the decade. Using its location of unexplored cave to trap its
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) – Review
Isn’t it curious how age can mellow you. When I first saw Thir13en Ghosts – poss1bly th3 worst us3 of numb3rs 1n a t1tl3 3v3r
Await Further Instructions (2018) – Review
While a lot of sci-fi and horror films tend to inject more obvious examples of social commentary into their stories, it’s always something of a
Tales From The Crypt – Season 4, Episode 8: Showdown (1992) – Review
At the tail-end of season three, Robert Zemeckis gave us a Tale that technically wasn’t a true Tale at all. That episode was “Yellow” and
Mama (2013) – Review
Before he unleashed an updated Pennywise on the world in his ambitious, two-movie take of Stephen King’s gargantuan It, Andy Muschietti was schmoozing with none
The Evil Dead Films Ranked
The Evil Dead franchise is a cornerstone of horror cinema, born from Sam Raimi’s low-budget 1981 debut The Evil Dead. It introduced the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis
Evil Dead Burn (2026) – Review
Despite possessing people for nearly 45 years now, the Evil Dead somehow seem to be going from strength to strength. Maybe it’s the result of
Frostbiter: Wrath Of The Wendigo (1995) – Review
Sometimes all the slick visuals and production values money can buy are no replacement for good, old fashioned passion for the craft. That magical urge
Tales From The Crypt – Season 4, Episode 7: The New Arrival (1992) – Review
Never let it be said that the Crypt Keeper isn’t interested in the social issues plaguing our society, and in the latest sample of his
Race With The Devil (1975) – Review
As satanic panic washed over cinema in the 70s, it seemed it was getting progressively more difficult to get anything done without the evil threat
Demon Wind (1990) – Review
At first glance, whipping up an Evil Dead rip-off seems to be an exercise in simplicity. I mean, it’s not like you need things like
30 Days Of Night: Dark Days (2010) – Review
Back in 2007, 30 Days Of Night gave vampires a much needed boot in the scares by adapting the absurdly atmospheric comic book by Steve
Tales From The Crypt – Season 4, Episode 6: What’s Cookin’ (1992) – Review
If we were to class Tales From The Crypt’s two biggest virtues as weirdo casts and excessive gore, then surely “What’s Cookin’” has the recipe
Puppet Master: Axis Termination (2017) – Review
The most impressive thing about Full Moon’s Puppet Master Axis Trilogy is probably how hard it finds to make killer puppets slaughtering Nazis fun. I
The Skull (1965) – Review
Amicus Productions may not have had the longevity and fame of their distinguished competitor, Hammer, but they frequently proved their worth time and time again
Tales From The Crypt – Season 4, Episode 5: Beauty Rest (1992) – Review
While there’s many descriptions to throw at Tales From The Crypt, sexist certainly isn’t one of them as HBOs horror blow out routinely realises that
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