One of the chief complaints I (and I assume many others) have about movies based on video games in general is that time and time
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Parasite (2019) – Review
The dictionary describes the word “parasite” as an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 4: The Dream Master (1988) – Review
What happens when the bad guy who lurks in the shadows of your franchise becomes a fully fledged leading man?In a mere four years, Freddy
Doom (2005) – Review
When such seasoned directors as Brian De Palma and John Carpenter can’t make movies set on Mars particularly interesting what fucking chance does the director
Underwater (2020) – Review
Ok… stop me if you’ve heard this one before…A disperate group of people have to survive an assault of monsters when… oh, wow. That was
Birds Of Prey And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn (2020) – Review
Hoping to simultaneously dilute the headache inducing stink that was Suicide Squad and keep DC’s recent (and overdue) hot streak going, Birds Of Prey has
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors (1987) – Review
Wes Craven’s original Nightmare On Elm Street is a peerless exercise in reality bending scares, of that there can be no doubt; but running an
The Rhythm Section
The life of someone who lives under faked identities in order to bring a swift demise to unsuspecting wrong-doers must be insanely stressful, as spiralling
The Abyss (1989) – Review
Has there ever been a movie that failed to stick the landing as spectacularly that James Cameron’s underwater epic, The Abyss? Don’t get me wrong,
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) – Review
Picture this scene: a bunch of movie guys are frantically trying to come up with a new hook for the next Friday The 13th outing
Dagon (2001) – Review
Believe it or not, the release of Dagon back in 2001 should have been a briny and salty big deal and yet I’m wagering that
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) – Review
The odds of a long running franchise not having the odd duff installment is practically zero. It’s a simple case of odds and averages and
Sicario: Day Of The Soldado (2018) – Review
The first Sicario, a flawless, brutal yet grimly beautiful thriller concerning policing the Mexican cartels and the dodgy, godless shit the government spooks pull to
In The Mouth Of Madness (1994) – Review
There’s a difference of opinion on what exactly John Carpenter’s last great movie was. Some believe that it was class-based, sci-fi satire They Live while
Deep Rising (1998) – Review
Stephen Sommers temporarily became a major player in hollywood after he attacked the multiplexes with his particular brand of hyperactive blockbuster – ie. the mentality
A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) – Review
I’ve never known the pain caused by being jilted at the alter or failing a paternity test while trying to cement the parentage of a
Sicario (2015) – Review
In the many years since the War On Terror started many have forgotten that before the US of A targeted terror in it’s sights there
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) – Review
Boasting one of the fastest turnarounds in blockbuster movie history (which in layman’s terms means they wasn’t making it and then suddenly they were –
The Lighthouse (2019) – Review
The long awaited second movie from Robert Eggers – the man who gave us 2015’s impressive skin crawler The Witch – The Lighthouse is yet
Glass (2019) – Review
M. Night Shyamalan’s capper to the stealth trilogy – unofficially starting with Unbreakable in 2000 and stunning everyone who didn’t even realise it existed until
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