Octopussy (1983) – Review

There’s an image in Octopussy, the 6th appearance of Roger Moore as secret agent James Bond, that has continuously fascinated me ever since I got

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Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017) – Review

I, like most people, inwardly and outwardly groaned at the prospect of a Jumanji remake. I mean, I’ve never been the type to turn my

For Your Eyes Only (1981) – Review

After Moonraker had rudely shoved it’s way to the front of the line to get filmed and succeeded in pushing England’s favorite secret agent into

Moonraker (1979) – Review

As the credits rolled on the magnificent slab of camp excellence that is The Spy Who Loved Me, the closing legend announced confidently that James

Superman Returns (2006) – Review

After nearly 20 years away from the big screen, Warner Brothers – no doubt inspired by the glowing warmth of the warming glow given to

Krampus (2015) – Review

As Krampus starts and the velvety strains of Perry Como singing “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas” ironically play over scenes of people

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) – Review

While it’s often easy (and fairly fun) to take pot shots at Roger Moore’s tenure as Ian Flemming’s super spy, there is one absolute you

Knives Out (2019) – Review

After Rian Johnson got decidedly polar opposite reactions for his crack at the Skywalker Saga with The Last Jedi (a heap of internet trolling vs.

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987) – Review

Good lord, is this a piece of shit…The next time you find yourself discussing the finer details of Superman’s life up on the silver screen

The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) – Review

After dipping Bond’s manicured pinky into a different exploitation genre with Live And Let Die, the filmmakers at Eon Productions figured that if dumping 007

Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988) – Review

With recent box office assaults by various face painted villains of various backgrounds, the phenomenon of murderous and freaky clowns has never been more popular.

Superman III (1983) – Review

Regardless of what comic lore has told us up until now, the easiest way to stop the Man Of Steel in his locomotive racing tracks

Upgrade (2018) – Review

Just because you haven’t got a budget to finance a small Latin American Country, doesn’t you can’t splurge on big ideas in your science fiction

Live And Let Die (1973) – Review

By the 1973 rolled around it was time again for a change in the vodka martini fueled world of 007. Boasting the third actor change

21 Bridges (2019) – Review

With multimillion dollar exploding CGI fests scorched earth-ing cinemas virtually every month, it’s always nice every now and then to view something a little smaller

Superman II (1980) – Review

The tale behind Superman’s sophomore flight on the big screen is one of betrayal, missed opportunities and bitter lessons learned… oh wait, did you think

Little Monsters (2019) – Review

The “feel good” horror movie is an elusive beast. In a genre that continuously strives to make it’s audiences feel thrillingly shitty, the act of

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) – Review

The times were a’ changing and Sean Connery, whose smirking visage had impishly eyed many women from his vantage point of being swaddled in a

Superman: The Movie (1978) – Review

This is it. The big one. The numero uno. The head cheese. The man of steel.The legitimate grandpappy and the alpha and omega of the

You Only Live Twice (1967) – Review

It’s a true fact that nothing lasts forever and that sooner or later Sean Connery’s reign as cinema’s premiere super spy would have to come

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