I think it’s safe to say that Rob Zombie’s crack at John Carpenter’s timeless slasher template was not all it could have been. Trying to
Category: Horror
Misery (1990) – Review
When one thinks of the sizable output of hyper prolific author Stephen King, usually his brick sized tomes like the epic Dark Tower series or
Night Of The Creeps (1986) – Review
Good God, mash ups are fucking great, aren’t they?Films that are crammed with multiple images from multiple genres, when done well, really can be one
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark
Based on a cult series of children’s books that spooked those lucky/unlucky enough to read them, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark unites one-man
Overlord (2018) – Review
Sometimes fun is all you need. No big stars, no huge talent calling “action” (unless you count J.J. Abrams with a weighty producers credit, and
Suspiria (2018) – Review
With all the horror remakes littering the cinematic landscape that plundered hungrily from the 70’s and 80’s, it’s frankly amazing to me that it’s only
Piranha 3D (2010) – Review
Not content in remaking a stone cold 70’s classic in The Hills Have Eyes and THEN (sort of) remaking a slice of J-Horror while simultaneously
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982) – Review
Somewhat marginalised because John Carpenter had the audacity to actually want to do something original with the Halloween franchise; Halloween III could of used a
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) – Review
As horror history has resolutely and repeatedly taught us is that the Texas Chainsaw movies are particularly hard to sequelize so producer Michael Bay chose
Creepshow (1982) – Review
Arch zombie-meister and genuine horror legend George A. Romero and Stephen King were always a stone’s throw away from collaborating together to the point where
Day Of The Dead (1985) – Review
Originally seen as the black sheep of the late, great George A. Romero’s dead trilogy, the climatic installment of the peerless horror franchise has defiantly
Blade II (2002) – Review
The face breaking, vamp steaking, take-no-shit Daywalker has returned.That’s right, Blade, otherwise known as Wesley Snipes’ calmer and more mild mannered alter ego, is back
Halloween 5: The Revenge Of Michael Myers (1989) – Review
To be brutally honest, Halloween 5 should have been a slam dunk.After all the pleasantly enjoyable Halloween 4 did all the heavy lifting (bringing Michael
Piranha (1978) – Review
Super-producer Roger Corman was never one to let an easy buck pass him by so when Jaws scored huge at the box office he was
IT: Chapter 2 – Final Trailer
Andy Muschietti revealed the final trailer for ‘IT: Chapter 2’ at Comic-Con. The film is the follow up to his smash hit part one which
Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988) – Review
Six years after the Myers-less Halloween 3 failed to turn the franchice into a annual event featuring a new story every October and seven years
The Last Shark (1981) – Review
Anyone familiar with the genre cinema of Italy during the 70’s and 80’s know that the filmmakers of that time and place wouldn’t let pesky
The Dead Don’t Die (2019) – Review
Like George Romero partook in a heap of peyote and wrote the script to Night Of The Living Dead while in an absurdist frame of
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) – Review
The years have been pretty kind to Tobe Hooper’s madcap and legitimately deranged sequel to his cold stone original classic but it wasn’t always the
Evil Dead (2013) – Review
A few things are certain in this world of ours. Death and taxes, as the saying goes, are a given – as is the irrefutable
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