I think it’s safe to say that Rob Zombie’s crack at John Carpenter’s timeless slasher template was not all it could have been. Trying to
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Overlord (2018) – Review
Sometimes fun is all you need. No big stars, no huge talent calling “action” (unless you count J.J. Abrams with a weighty producers credit, and
The Story Of Ricky (1992) – Reviews
Even though I myself have used the phrase before – possibly in one of these very reviews – I’ve never really liked the term “guilty
Fast And Furious (2009) – Review
By 2009 and after a string of flops as long as your arm, Vin Diesel finally returned to the movie that made his name in
Geostorm (2017) – Review
Anyone familiar with The Jimmy Kimmel Show may very well know about his Celebrities Read Mean Tweets segment. I only bring this up because one
Terminator Salvation (2009) – Review
When the synopsis of Terminator Slavation was announced, fans of the franchise that Skynet built rubbed their hands with glee. Rolling up the concept of
Bride Of Chucky (1998) – Review
After the insipid Child’s Play 3 nearly beached the killer doll franchise like a whale with fatally low self esteem, the filmmakers behind Chucky’s newest
Gamera 2: Attack Of Legion (1996) – Review
A year after Gamera and Gyaos adjusted the Japanese skyline with their gargantuan sized grudge match, a freak meteor storm peppers the northern region of
Ma (2019) – Review
Blumhouse is at it again. Utilizing their uncanny sense of the zeitgeist and racially progressive stories in order to add some much needed spice with
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) – Review
And so, after 19 years of chugging along faithfully, the often uneven, sometimes brilliant, always interesting X-Men franchise finally comes to the end of it’s
Mortal Kombat (1995) – Review
So such disdain has been hurled at Paul W.S. Anderson over the years that people seem to forget that early in his kareer he kreated
Gamera: Super Monster (1980) – Review
God dammit, Daiei, just what the hell is wrong with you?Imagine me saying this out loud as one long exhausted sigh while pinching the bridge
Halloween II (1981) – Review
Gliding from the shadows and into cinemas like it’s ethereal, white-masked antagonist, Halloween II was something of an anomaly back in the heady days of
Gamera Vs. Jiger (1970) – Review
The final, palatable Gamera movie of the original 60’s-70’s run (brace yourself as there’s two more to go) sees the child befriending mega turtle probably
Sometimes They Come Back (1991) – Review
Movies based on short stories by Stephen King have proven time and time again to be a mixed bag and this TV movie adaptation of
Gamera Vs. Guiron (1969) – Review
The Gamera series, despite it’s many flaws, has always had the weirdest designs for it antagonists. Every single one is a truly bizarre, surrealistic nightmare
The Martian (2015) – Review
Consider Ridley Scott.A director I genuinely regard as cinema’s greatest living visualist, he’s recently been knocking out films the rate of Woody Allen (roughly one
Fantasic Four (2015) – Review
To unflatteringly paraphrase the ever-loving, blue-eyed Thing himself:“It’s Cobblers Time.”After about a years worth of seemingly nothing but negative press, the Fantastic Four has finally
Gamera Vs. Viras (1968) – Review
By this, the fourth entry in the long running Gamera series, the filmmakers had finally not only nailed down the style that all future installments
Gamera Vs. Gyaos (1967) – Review
Every long running hero absolutely needs a villain: Batman has the Joker, Godzilla has Ghidorah and even I have an annoying cat that lives on
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