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Tag: Film Review
Ocean’s Twelve (2004) – Review
Back in 2001, Steven Soderbergh and a team of Hollywood elites performed a stunning act of grand theft remake when painfully stylish heist remake Ocean’s
Orphan: First Kill (2022) – Review
The last time we saw Esther – the child mascarading psycho from 2009’s Orphan – she was sinking to the bottom of a frozen lake
Safe House (2012) – Review
To take a step back for a brief moment, mid-budget movies like Safe House used to pop up at cinemas all the time over ten
Project Hail Mary (2026) – Review
Despite its reputation of being a cold, yawning, silent void packed with pinpricks of light we will never get to visit, space has always been
Stigmata (1999) – Review
The year was 1999 and with the millennium approaching, Hollywood was finding itself morbidly being drawn into a minor spurt of satanic panic as the
The Godfather (1972) – Review
Once the iconic, haunting strains of Carlo Savina’s The Godfather Waltz kicks in, it soon becomes obvious that there isn’t much more left to say
How To Make A Killing (2026) – Review
Over the past few years the rich have taken a bit of a cinematic kicking. It makes sense considering all the stuff that’s been in
Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003) – Review
A few years ago I made the rather bold proclamation that 2002’s Halloween: Resurrection was the worst sequel to a long running horror franchise that
Run All Night (2015) – Review
While some people treated Liam Neeson’s switch from “serious” actor to creaky-limbed action conquerer as something of a joke, there are other who would doubtlessly
The Bride! (2026) – Review
While resurgences of some of the other, classic monsters (Dracula, the Wolf Man) are to be expected, the current run of film based around Frankenstein’s
War Machine (2026) – Review
Yep, it’s Netflix premiere time again as the ubiquitous streaming giant casts another disposable action flick into the void and crosses their collective figures that
Hoppers (2026) – Review
Has anyone felt that Pixar has gotten just a bit too safe these days? I don’t know whether it’s because their original movies are nowhere
Blue Velvet (1986) – Review
It’s easy to imagine that David Lynch – cinema’s premier practitioner of surreal dream weaving – was always incredibly steadfast in his abilities when it
Gangster No.1 (2000) – Review
I’ve never been overly keen on British Gangster movies. Not the classic ones like The Long Good Friday and Get Carter, no I’m cool with
Birth/Rebirth (2023) – Review
You can fling all the ghosts, ghoulies and gore at the screen you want, but the things that tend to stay with us the most
The Kingdom (2007) – Review
Say what you will about Peter Berg, but he sure doesn’t like to make things easy on himself. While often styled as “the thinking man’s
Leprechaun: Origins (2014) – Review
By the time 2014 rolled around, it had become plainly clear that no matter who you are, no one escaped the reboot machine. Obviously by
Sniper: The Last Stand (2025) – Review
Regardless on your feelings regarding the seemingly unkillable Sniper franchise, you have to admit that for a cinematic series that most people don’t even realise
Scream 7 (2026) – Review
While the rampage of yet another Ghostface always manages to cause sufficient damage among the cast of a Scream movie, Scream 7 seemed to be
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