Film Review – We Have Issues

Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011) – Review

September 17, 2026 greigzilla

As long time fans of cinematic zombie outbreaks know, there’s no real good place for the infected dead to pop up. Farm houses are death

Runner (2026) – Review

September 16, 2026 greigzilla

In something of a confusing move, we find that only a couple of weeks after Amazon released Gal Gadot’s abysmal jog-or-die action/thriller, The Runner, Alan

Puppet Master: Doktor Death (2022) – Review

September 15, 2026 greigzilla

Could it be that the glowing elixir that keeps Andre Toulon’s killer puppets ticking has been heartily injected into their film series too? It’s a

Spiderhead (2022) – Review

September 14, 2026 greigzilla

Not content to spend 2022 simply resurrecting Pete “Maverick” Mitchell and stuffing him back behind the joysticks of ludicrously fast planes in his glorious Top

Psycho Killer (2026) – Review

September 13, 2026 greigzilla

Once upon a time, screenwriter Andrew Kevin Walker was Hollywood’s go-to guy when it came to grim, uncompromising content thanks to his script for David

Practical Magic 2 (2026) – Review

September 12, 2026 greigzilla

Back in 1998, Practical Magic appeared on the scene to give the whole witch=sisterhood thing an unfeasibly cozy makeover that – to many – acted

Practical Magic (1998) – Review

September 11, 2026 greigzilla

There’s something about a coven of witches that seemingly suggests that 90s era, supernatural sisterhood is a can’t-miss recipe for cult immortality. First, there was

Fall 2: Deadpoint (2026) – Review

September 10, 2026 greigzilla

It seems that audiences just can’t get enough of death defying dumbasses seeing their vacations go up in smoke with deadly results. Not withstanding the

Freebie And The Bean (1974) – Review

September 9, 2026 greigzilla

While Richard Donner’s Lethal Weapon is frequently credited for crystallising the rules and tropes of the buddy cop movie for 80s audiences, there were plenty

Pinocchio: Unstrung (2026) – Review

September 8, 2026 greigzilla

Ever since we first saw the image of the hulking, murderous duo of Winnie The Pooh and Piglet lay waste to a group of oblivious

The Death Of Robin Hood (2026) – Review

September 7, 2026 greigzilla

Famous tales, especially the old ones, are always open to reinterpretation, but even by gritty, grisly, grounded standards, Michael Sarnoski’s The Death Of Robin Hood