Aquaman (2019) – Review

Sea-Thor, Sea-Thor, on the sea floor?After one of the most disappointing payoffs in cinema history scuppered all that good will provided by Wonder Woman, you

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The Last Witch Hunter (2015) – Review

Over the last couple of decades, through a sheer force of will that belays his mortal existence, Vin Diesel seems to be collecting franchises the

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Review

By the 1990’s, Joe Dante’s output wasn’t what it should have been… starting his career with suprisingly his intelligent schlock monster opuses Piranha and The

Cats (2019) – Review

Director Tom Hooper has a lot to answer for…The man who gave us The Danish Girl, The King’s Speech and the 2012 version of Les

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019) – Review

2019 seems to be the year that epic sagas reach the end of the road. Marvel spectacularly rounded up 11 years of storytelling with their

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) – Review

The “first” Jumanji (or would that technically be second?) was somewhat of a very welcome surprise. Taking the formula of the 90’s orginal and bringing

Gremlins (1984) – Review

Some people would have you believe that there is no such thing as the perfect movie and that’s true – after all it’s statistically impossible

Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017) – Review

I, like most people, inwardly and outwardly groaned at the prospect of a Jumanji remake. I mean, I’ve never been the type to turn my

Conan The Barbarian (1982) – Review

Join me now as I steer you through the days of high adventure and teach you what is best in life as we journey through

The Dark Crystal (1982) – Review

Back in 1982, gangly visionary genius – and full time felt frog proctologist – Jim Henson unleashed a vision onto the silver screen the likes

Willow (1988) – Review

Consider the fate of Willow, the fantasy collaboration between George Lucas and Ron Howard. Essentially the high concept fusing of Star Wars and Tolken-esque, Lord

Army Of Darkness (1993) – Review

I truly believe in my heart of hearts that Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead trilogy is one of the greatest gifts cinema has ever given us.

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) – Review

Coming off the back of the most widely publicized production problems in cinema history since Alien 3, not to mention being released a mere 5

Ready Player One (2018) – Review

Based on a hugely entertaining novel and directed by THE Steven Spielberg, Ready Player One has a pretty good chance of being the Who Framed

The Empire Strikes Back (1980) – Review

By the time it was time to make a sequel to the biggest film in the world, George Lucas backed out. The sheer stress of

Star Wars (1977) – Review

It all starts with a fanfare, a blast of trumpets that’s almost a literal slap in the face. “PAY ATTENTION” it sceams, “Your world is

All Monsters Attack (1969) – Review

By the tenth movie in Godzilla’s cinematic odyssey, some bright spark at Toho realised that the greatest resource in keeping the King Of The Monsters

Return Of The Jedi (1983) – Review

Once upon a time, if you can believe it, the third entry into the original Star Wars trilogy was considered something of a minor let

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005) – Review

Now this is more like it…After two relatively hit and miss affairs in a galaxy far, far away, Lucas and co. finally doubles down and

Hellboy (2019) – Review

Despite what you may have heard, this latest iteration of Mike Mignola’s hard drinkin’, skull crackin’ agent of the BPRD isn’t actually THAT horrendously awful,

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