Before we dig into Paul Verhoven’s tale of transparent tension I’m going to do something a little different – I’m going to tell you a
There’s been a lot said about Mark Steven Johnson’s 2003 shot at Marvel’s visually impaired crook puncher and to be fair, most of it is
During the height of his fame during the 80’s it would be a fair comparison to say that Freddy Krueger was obviously the Frank Sinatra
Men In Black sequels have always seemed to be a nightmare to put together. What with trying to get everyone’s schedule in order (Will Smith
Kicking off with quite possibly the single greatest theme song in cinema history (fight me!) we are hurled kicking and screaming into the swirly, garish
Over the last couple of decades, through a sheer force of will that belays his mortal existence, Vin Diesel seems to be collecting franchises the
After about ten years of loyal service slaughtering teens of various shapes and sizes, Jason Vorhees found himself for sale. Sold by Paramount to New
For many years I was alone in the wilderness when I came to my opinion of the fifth entry in the seemingly neverending saga of
In 1982 John Carpenter’s ass kicking hot streak was derailed by the deafening apathy audiences bafflingly dumped on the legitimate masterpiece in cinema that is
The long and winding road for Sega’s favorite blue, spikey son has been slippery and treacherous, but finally, Sonic The Hedgehog has belatedly made it
Before we start, do we actually have any D.O.A. fans in the house? Not the film, God no – no, I mean do we have
Matt Reeves has just revealed his Batman. He has posted camera tests with Robert Pattinson in the new batsuit on Vimeo. ‘The Batman’, which is
I would hardly call Simon West’s 2001 attempt at transferring video game’s most infamous boobs to the silver screen a tremendous success, but it had
Based on the anus puckering video game of the same name, Silent Hill is one of those video game adaptations that actually make sense.Second only
One of the chief complaints I (and I assume many others) have about movies based on video games in general is that time and time
The dictionary describes the word “parasite” as an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving
What happens when the bad guy who lurks in the shadows of your franchise becomes a fully fledged leading man?In a mere four years, Freddy
When such seasoned directors as Brian De Palma and John Carpenter can’t make movies set on Mars particularly interesting what fucking chance does the director
Ok… stop me if you’ve heard this one before…A disperate group of people have to survive an assault of monsters when… oh, wow. That was
Hoping to simultaneously dilute the headache inducing stink that was Suicide Squad and keep DC’s recent (and overdue) hot streak going, Birds Of Prey has
We Have Issues 