Sprinting into the horror genre with all the deranged energy of a cocaine addicted cheetah, Stuart Gordon’s Re-Animator turned heads and stomachs in equal measure
Tag: Horror
From Beyond (1986) – Review
In the annals of H.P. Lovecraft adaptations, there surely isn’t a movie more fucked up than From Beyond. Oh sure, Re-Animator is fucked up –
Hollow Man (2000) – Review
Before we dig into Paul Verhoven’s tale of transparent tension I’m going to do something a little different – I’m going to tell you a
The Last Witch Hunter (2015) – Review
Over the last couple of decades, through a sheer force of will that belays his mortal existence, Vin Diesel seems to be collecting franchises the
Christine (1983) – Review
In 1982 John Carpenter’s ass kicking hot streak was derailed by the deafening apathy audiences bafflingly dumped on the legitimate masterpiece in cinema that is
Silent Hill (2006) – Review
Based on the anus puckering video game of the same name, Silent Hill is one of those video game adaptations that actually make sense.Second only
Doom (2005) – Review
When such seasoned directors as Brian De Palma and John Carpenter can’t make movies set on Mars particularly interesting what fucking chance does the director
Underwater (2020) – Review
Ok… stop me if you’ve heard this one before…A disperate group of people have to survive an assault of monsters when… oh, wow. That was
Dagon (2001) – Review
Believe it or not, the release of Dagon back in 2001 should have been a briny and salty big deal and yet I’m wagering that
In The Mouth Of Madness (1994) – Review
There’s a difference of opinion on what exactly John Carpenter’s last great movie was. Some believe that it was class-based, sci-fi satire They Live while
Deep Rising (1998) – Review
Stephen Sommers temporarily became a major player in hollywood after he attacked the multiplexes with his particular brand of hyperactive blockbuster – ie. the mentality
The Lighthouse (2019) – Review
The long awaited second movie from Robert Eggers – the man who gave us 2015’s impressive skin crawler The Witch – The Lighthouse is yet
Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) – Review
When your franchise is primarily obsessed with introducing pointy, stabby death to anyone in the vicinity under the age of 25, it’s inevitable that audience
Leviathan (1989) – Review
Blatantly not to be confused with the 2014 movie about a Russian fisherman, Leviathan is an aquatic monster movie that had the amusing misfortune to
The Witch
Right from the get go, lets get things out into the open. If you are one of those people who think true horror should be
The Grudge (2020) – Review
During the endless cycles the horror genre seems to go through we’ve had quite the few subcategories pop up over that past 20 years or
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) – Review
In 1984, the late, great Wes Craven – coming off a string of forgettable duds (Swamp Thing, anyone?) – managed to finally make good on
Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986) – Review
Jason Voorhees, cinema’s pre-eminent go-to guy for mass slaughter, can be accused of a lot of things – a sizeable impulse control issue and gargantuan
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Review
By the 1990’s, Joe Dante’s output wasn’t what it should have been… starting his career with suprisingly his intelligent schlock monster opuses Piranha and The
Friday The 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985) – Review
Jason is dead. Long live… “pseudo Jason”?After catching a machete to the side of the head which promptly turned his skull into the fleshy equivalent
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