Quarantine (2008) – Review

With only a precious few examples, the notion to make English language remakes of foreign films, simply because some audiences can’t be bothered to follow

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The Fog (2005) – Review

Much like any era of the horror genre, the great remake rush of the 2000’s came with pros and cons. While admittedly it was a

The Ring (2002) – Review

It was a time where the slasher film had once again begun to grow stale and the American horror genre was looking for its next

Ocean’s Eleven (2001) – Review

Usually when people offer up remakes that are better than the original, their first port of call is to pick either a slice of 80s

Black Christmas (2006) – Review

As the horror genre barreled its way through the great remake goldrush of the 2000s, virtually every famous and half famous fear flick managed to

Cape Fear (1991) – Review

What possesses a director at the height of their powers to suddenly decide to tackle a remake? Is it ego? Is it the urge to

Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) – Review

Just how many reboots does a film need?Obviously, if you’re taking into account how many versions of Frankenstein, Dracula and Little Women there’s been, then

The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) – Review

Sometimes all the good intentions in the world can’t stop a project from ending up weirdly dull or somewhat awkward. While remaking bona fide classics

Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) – Review

The powerhouse producing duo of Jerry Bruckheimer and Don Simpson undeniably changed the face of Hollywood during the 1980s by giving it an unfeasibly glossy

The Karate Kid (2010) – Review

80s fashions, nutzoid Vietnam vets, weird cultural appropriation, Joe Esposito’s “You’re The Best” blaring on the soundtrack – for a lot of people, The Karate

Nosferatu (2024) – Review

Ever since The VVitch launched its remorseless, dread-powered assault upon our psyches back in 2015, there hasn’t quite been another filmmaker like Robert Eggers. Relentlessly

The Mechanic (2011) – Review

Love or hate Jason Statham, you can’t deny that what he does has placed him in that echelon of action heroes that are placed above

Silent Night (2012) – Review

Let me tell you about Christmas. It ain’t all candy canes and pretty lights. Christmas can fuck you up.If any franchise tends to mirror that

Wrong Turn (2021) – Review

How deep does a franchise have to twist itself into the ground before the word is given to hit the reboot button? Well, if history

Cabin Fever (2016) – Review

Have you ever watched a series of movies and just thought: why?Let me put it another way, when I sat down to watch the second

Speak No Evil (2024) – Review

Anyone out there seen George Sluizer’s The Vanishing?At first glance that might not seem like much of a loaded question, but your answer may vary

The Killer (2024) – Review

Is there still a place in modern action cinema for John Woo?As a crazed fan of his revolutionary 80s/90s Hong Kong era and an unabashed

Night Of The Demons (2009) – Review

What constitutes a good remake? Is it the adapting of an existing plot into contemporary times that makes the original concept as fresh as ever?

Let Me In (2010) – Review

Standard remakes – you know, modern takes on older, classic films – are tricky enough to get right as it is without accidently making sure

The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) – Review

On paper, John McTiernan’s remake of the slick, 1968 crime caper, The Thomas Crown Affair should have provided anything new – I mean, just look

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